Rinse 1 bunch Lacinato kale under cold water hands. Pat dry paper towels. Cutting board chef's knife strip ribs discard. Stack leaves roll tight cigar. Slice thin ribbons ¼ inch using knife. Pyrex bowl dump.
Sprinkle ¼ tsp salt over kale ribbons in Pyrex bowl. Grab hands knead squeeze 3 minutes till dark green softened wilted feel. No tough chew left.
Whisk bowl ½ cup mayo 2 tbsp lemon juice 1 tsp Dijon 1 minced garlic 2 minced anchovies ¼ tsp pepper ½ tsp salt. Whisk 1 minute thick creamy emulsified.
Chop romaine thin add Pyrex bowl. Pour dressing over. Toss tongs coat even. Fold ½ cup parm 1 cup croutons. Plate immediate wedge style.