Chop 1 head cauliflower to florets using chef's knife on cutting board. Load Cuisinart food processor half-full. Pulse 5 times short bursts till rice grains form using pulse button. Empty bowl. Repeat batch. Pat dry paper towels.
Heat 1 tsp sesame oil in All-Clad wok medium-high. Crack 2 eggs direct wok whisk spatula 30 seconds. Stir scramble 1 minute till set fluffy. Scoop plate aside spatula.
Add 1 tbsp sesame oil wok. Toss ½ cup carrots ¼ cup onion with spatula 2 minutes till crisp. Stir 2 minced garlic 1 tsp ginger 30 seconds fragrant. Add ½ cup peas 2 minutes soft.
Dump riced cauliflower wok. Stir spatula high heat 3 minutes fluffy separate. Pour 3 tbsp soy sauce ½ tsp salt. Fold eggs back. Toss 1 minute glossy. Kill heat. Top 2 green onions.